#slugger-speed

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What's up, cocksucker?
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Yo wsp slugger

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I'm in my car. I should have been home like ten minutes ago, but I'm taking time out of my day to respond to every single one of these messages. How you doin'?
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I’m doing okay how about you?

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I'm good, good.
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How’s your day been, working all day I assume lol

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yeah I've been in the oil fields shit it ain't much but it's an honest living how's your day been speed
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Pretty tame being honest man haven’t done shit but Netflix, talking on here, tiktok doomscrolling, repeat

Also the stupid ass challenge but whatever

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What you're watching on Netflix
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Well earlier today I was watching this show called unlocked but finished that so I started watching this show alone

It’s a survival show, literally like naked and afraid with the difference being your balls aren’t out

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I know Alone is a pretty good show.
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Yeah I already saw the US version tho and now I’m watching Australia

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Yo, how's that? I heard Australia is a good place.
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Speed, can you do Slugger a favor?
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